Wednesday, February 18, 2009

A message from a pet...


Hi, I'm your dog. I've got something to say to you ....

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.

4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainments. But I have only you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I have teeth that could easily crush the bones in your hand, and yet I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long or my heart might be getting old or weak.

9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too will grow old.

10. On the difficult journey, on the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there. Because I love you so.

11. Please don't forget to put my goggles and helmet on when we ride. I am as fragile as you are.

Take a moment today to thank God for your pets. Enjoy and take good care of them. Life would be a much duller, less joyful thing without God's critters. Please pass this on to other dog lovers.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

At hindi magbabago ang tibok ng puso ko... para kay Mr. Ratsky...

LSS. Last Song Syndrome. Over bottles of SanMig Light, tokwa't baboy, and obviously inebriated talk at Rufo's, a secret is revealed. Chase trainer Randy divulges Pam's object of undying affection (since she was 5 years old, for chrissakes!): Mr. Bababaero himself, Randy Santiago. Allyn, Ed, and I are flabbergasted. Allyn asks, "What did you like about Randy Santiago?" I couldn't resist, "His name?"

Indeed, Pam, explain, "Why the hell do you like Randy?"

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Mic test, one, two, one, two...

Emile Berliner invented the microphone in 1876. I don't know why some people still confuse it with something else. Here are some videos showing mics misused as cellphones, pepper mill, or food (accidentally).